When you really think about it...

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a work station...

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?

If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?

I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is a
fog horn made out of?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with,
"Quit while you're ahead"?

Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold
tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already
know you don't have?

Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is
expanding, what is it expanding into?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It
sounds like a near hit to me!!

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosylabic"?

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of
everything outdoors?

Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not
a door?

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him
a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?

Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?